If you were hangin’ out on Twitter last night around 2am, you saw me sign on and start spitting flames. (I’m pretty sure they were visible from the space station.) I got to bed at midnight long after I should have been asleep because I was repairing a wayward iPhone — but the hammering on the other side of my bedroom wall, I’m afraid, started around 1:30. In the morning. When it’s dark.
I thought I was having a really vivid nightmare for awhile, but then I really woke up, became indignant, and staggered out into the living room. (I later found out that not only did Marty “sleep through most of it” as I previously suspected, he can’t even remember that it happened. Insert here appropriate vitriol for his ability to sleep through the holocaust.)
I didn’t fall back to sleep until 4:30, after the child also on the other side of the wall stopped screaming. And he may not have stopped screaming — but I did find a pair of earplugs, thank goodness. And sore ears or not (earplugs and I don’t get along all that well), I fell asleep shortly thereafter. Possibly from sheer exhaustion.
For those of you who swapped violent, half-mad fantasies with me on Twitter, I thank you. I needed someone to commiserate with and you were there for me. That has its place, and I’m glad that there was a resource to help me feel a little less crazy when I was at my very-most-crazy.
So here’s the thing on my mind:
No one ever taught me how to connect with neighbors with difficult behavior patterns. It seems to be a very particular kind of communication case. There’s got to be a reason for all of this. We can decide that they’re rude and incorrigible, but I think that isn’t the answer nearly as often as we would surmise. Children are children; we’ve been living next to nightly screaming contests in this apartment complex for years. (Four and a half, actually, because the folks we neighbored in the previous apartment had a whole different brand of nightly noise.)
At that previous apartment, Marty went next door and made very friendly, very polite requests every now and then. You guys know Marty. He looks like a madman online but he’s a puppy dog in person. On the whole, way more people get pissed at me than have ever gotten pissed at Marty. We’re certainly not loud or demanding renters. But his requests managed to breed quiet resentment with the neighbors anyway, and I thought, wow, okay, maybe there’s another way to do this.
Here, we have mostly stuck it out. I’m not going to create a personal vendetta over a screaming child — no matter how much half the world will argue that it’s the parent’s fault. Children are children. I might get frustrated and tired and try to find the earplugs again (always a very last resort for me) but I really restrict my levels of animosity regarding child-related hollering. I don’t have kids. I don’t know what it’s like, and I’m not going to tell them how they should be doing it.
But 35 minutes of direct hammering in the middle of the night is beyond the pale.
And… this kind of anger and vengeful recrimination is exhausting. It doesn’t feel okay. It feels like poison, actually — like I’m being poisoned by my own reactions. And I think that’s true.
Encouraged by the awesome book I’m reading on Stoic philosophy (brilliant stuff), I began to internally insist that I would think my way around this situation. I didn’t want to respond in automatic, energy-sucking ire. On 4 hours of sleep, ire is just about debilitating. Being angry, inciting violent revenge — just completely draining. And I may be vocally violent on occasion but I’m sure as hell not fundamentally violent. I can’t even bring myself to call the police on them, which many people have (understandably) suggested.
Here’s the thing, though.
If Marty and I can’t bring ourselves to deal directly with a situation like this — if there isn’t any sense of actual physical danger in the equation — it’s unfair to bring in the police. It’s unfair to even go to the apartment complex manager, in fact, because we’re the only neighbors on that side and it would be obvious that a) it was us and b) we didn’t have the balls to confront it ourselves.
I go on and on about isolation, and corporate values overwhelming human and community values (a la Doug Rushkoff) and I can’t bear to sacrifice those ethical standards because it would be easier to sic an authority figure on them. The police and the apartment complex manager have to make up for our lack of neighbor-related communication skills? If I let that default lie, if I decide this is their job and not mine, the disintegration of community and casual communication across the United States hits a lot more close to home. Who the hell am I if I’ll talk about it, but can’t implement my own improvement? Or at least make a basic attempt?
You know, it’s the walk the talk thing.
I’ve got my pride, I guess.
So let’s discuss neighbors, because the internet wilderness at large hasn’t been very helpful in my search for neighborly communication primers. (And link me if you find something, because I’m very, very sleep deprived.) Let’s talk about how to handle situations like this in a way that maximizes the understanding between two parties. Let’s talk about dealing with one another as real people with feelings, instead of as faceless destroyers of sleep (which is where I started).
I now have a strangle-hold on my vexation, and I think it will get easier as the day goes on.
What books should I borrow? What advice can you give? Whose expertise shall we tap? I can think of a few off the top of my head — but I’ll bet you can come up with dozens.